MUPPET: [mah-pet] origin, British slang derived from an association with Jim Henson's 'muppet' puppets. e.g. Kermit the frog or Miss Piggy. noun, refers to an idiotic or silly person in a highly affectionate and loving way. You got on the wrong plane, you muppet. OR. Leave that fit spanish man alone havent you scared him enough, you muppet?
ABROAD: [uh-brawd] noun, a foreign land or lands, e.g. the Isle of White (not to be confused with 'a broad' - gangsta term for a lady type person). adverb, description of presence in a country/continent outside of the land of origin. Hannah will soon be famous at home and abroad :)

Disclaimer: in no way shape or form am I implying that I am THE Kermit the frog let alone Miss Piggy...any references made to the 'muppet' term should be accepted fully under the 'adorable idiot' definition. I, Hannah, being the adorable idiot :)

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30.75 hours...

2 hours to the airport. 1 checked in HEAVY bag. 2 carry ons complete with Ugly Monkey, uncharged ipod & 1 recovered chocolate orange. 1 pathetic weepy Hannah at customs. 21.5 hours in the air. 2 sunrises. 2 sunsets. 2 flights. 4 in flight meals - 1 belated xmas turkey dinner. 1 dribbling Thai lady. 3 airports. 4 security checks. Only 1 frisking. A confiscated pair of scissors. A 1 hour lay over with mad 3 mile toilet dash. 2 glasses of wine to recover. 1 8 hour long chatty Brit. 6 hours of intense turbulence. A 6am Aussie landing before 1 top reunion with 1 old friend & 1 husband.

Any casualties: 1 lost squeezey love cushion but safe and happy arrival on all other counts!

26 - 28 December 2010
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